Greetings friends,

By now you might have noticed that the company website is down. We have to apologize for that. We are just as disheartened about it as you are. Convoluted computery servery issues which were explained to me in depth, yet still made no sense, are apparently to blame. If you understand computers, I need not say anymore. If you don't, join me in blissful ignorance, as it doesn't matter anyway. Ha-ha. For, fear not, I have been assured, in terms I could understand, that things should be sorted out shortly.

While things are being fixed our web designer has taken the time to update and improve upon things. I have seen the site. It is AWESOME. All the bells and whistles are shiny and on key. So stay tuned. Heh heh, ya' get it? Instruments. Tuned? Yeah, I'm sleep deprived.

The wait is almost over. It'll be well worth it. I promise.

-- Deb